You know those regrets you have in the morning? I want to be those regrets.
Hey. My name is Trevor.
I'm fun to be around.
If I had to describe myself in three words it would be outgoing,
entertaining, and flammable.
I'm vulgar, kind of rude, but always honest.
I am bisexual and single by choice
Some people call me a slut, but I prefer "sexually adventurous."
I'm not a perfect, but I'm damn near close.
If you're under 17 (maybe 16) and I'm talking to you, I legit just
I'm not into pervy-little kids. Thats for your creepy uncles and
I'm really sweet when YOU'RE really sweet. If you come at me, don't
really expect me to respond. Fighting on the internet is like
competing the special olympics; even if you win, you're still fucking
retarded. I'll probs just block you.
If I do respond, feel special. I obviously found your ignorance and
intolerance worthy of a response. Feel special.
I like talking on the phone and texting. If I really get to know you,
I'll probably ask for your number at some point.
Interesting Facts About Trevor:
I like all music
I have nipples
They sizzle if you get them wet
Feet smell like fritos
I'm a sucker for sad movies
The toe next to my big toe is bigger than my big toe
When I get sad, i rant about Titanic. SPOILER ALERT, jack dies. In
case you live under a rock and never saw Titanic. Like, fuck you Kate
Winslet, get your fucking butter fingers fixed. You let both Jack AND
the gajillion dollar necklace sink to the bottom of the fucking ocean.
Fuck you, i'll take them BOTH if you dont want them! AND WHATTHEFUCK,
YOU WERE GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE ON THE BACK OF THE TITANIC?!?! Oh
jeez, i have a GREAT idea! Let's save the girl that was going to throw
herself off the back of the ship ANYWAY. OH BOY LETS DO IT GREAT IDEA,
DONT SHARE THE FUCKING DOOR ROSE, YOU CAN JUST KEEP IT ALL, I DON'T
NEED IT. Weight distribution clearly states the that door could have
held Jack AND Rose if he got on the opposite side. And wtf, Leo, you
could have at least gone for the hot one. Kate Winslet? Really? You
know, Jack saves her ass like a billion times in that movie. Does she
realize that if she hadn't jumped BACK ON THE BOAT, Jack would have
found that door and survived? Oh Rose, how i envy you/want to be
you/want you to step on legos the rest of your life.
^^^^^^^^^I made that ^^^^^^^^
Peace out, cub scout!
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No. They can do whatever they want, i'm not their parent. If 12 year olds want
to put their info on the internet and be little "cyber sluts" let them. It's not
a big deal as long as they aren't giving out info or sending pics. And if they
are, its not your business.