10 WAYS TO ANNOY GAARA:
1. While he is busy, randomly fire spitballs at him and say "I didn't do it..", and
continue firing spitballs when he isn't watching
2. Ask him why he wears mascara and his other makeup, if he doesn't answer, keep on
asking, till he cracks.
3. Ask if you can do his make-up for him.
4. Get him to babysit your annoying kid brother and tell Gaara that he isn't allowed
to hurt him.
5. Web-cam #4, and show all of the other ninja.
6. Keep on poking him and saying "Poke", till he tells you to stop and then poke his
nose and say "meep"
7. Fill his gourd with water.
8. Stare intensely with a huge smile on at him without blinking.
9. Try to beat him up (DO NOT DO UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE KILLED)
10. Steal his gourd and run around town with it.

10 WAYS TO ANNOY KIBA:
1. Steal his jacket 
2. Get a cat and let it lose in the classroom while Akamaru is around during a big
test.
3. Buy him dog treats for his birthday.
4. Offer to give Akamaru a bath and dye him pink.
5. Tell him that cats are better than dogs and keep on telling him that a cat could
easily beat him.
6. Do #5 and then when he decides to beat up the cat, take Akamaru and set him in a
tiger cage in the zoo.
7. Do #5 and #6, then tell the zookeeper that a meanie (Kiba) is beating up the
tiger.
8. Laugh at him for getting in trouble with the zookeeper.
9. Kidnap Akamaru.
10. Steal Akamaru while he is in the shower, hide him and yell to him that Akamaru
is missing. Then when runs around town looking for Akamaru, call him and say "Oh,
silly me he was right here all along." 

10 WAYS TO ANNOY SHIKAMARU:
1. Tell him that he is sexist.
2. Tell him that girls are superior to boys.
3. Tell him that the only reason that he doesn't like beating up girls is because
that he is also one.
4. Ask him if he is gay, since he is so sexist and all.
5. While he is playing japanese chess, repeatingly say "hi" really annoyingly.
6. Sit behind in class and keep on poking him and asking him what everything means.
7. Go up to him and make a big deal about him not liking girls and telling him that
he is sexist and such.
8. While he is sleeping/ watching clouds, do his make-up.
9. Do #8 and take pictures, then show them to the whole town.
10. In public, yell to Shikamaru that he is a sexist jerk who is mean and if you are
a girl, yell at him for breaking your heart (make sure lots of people are around for
this one). 


16 WAYS TO ANNOY SASUKE:
1. Repeatedly ask if he has killed his brother yet.
2. Wear an 'I LOVE SASUKE' T-shirt and tell everyone that you're his girlfriend
3. Tell him that Itachi is in the girls changeroom, while people are in there (He
would so kill you.)
4. Lock him in a closet with Ino and Sakura.
5. Wait till he's in a shower and switch all of his clothes with 'I LOVE ITACHI'
T-shirts.
6. Handcuff him to Naruto.
7. Do #6 and hide the key in the girls changeroom, then yell that there's a pervert
in the changeroom.
8. Handcuff him to Itachi.
9. Handcuff him to Sakura and Ino.
10. Become an overly-obsessed-Sasuke-fangirl and stalk him yelling "Sasuke, I love
you!" 
11. Torment him with a voice recording of Itachi and see how long it takes him to
figure where the voice is coming from!
12. videotape #4,6,8,9, and 11 and show it to the other ninja.
13.ask if he's gay
14.ask if Naruto is a good kisser
15.ask him if he's gay and when he say's no say "denial. that's the first step" and when he gets angry say "anger.
that's the second" when he stays angry say "wow....stuck in the anger stage are we?"
whenever he enters a room yell
16.when sasuke enters a room shout "HAVE NO FEAR EMO BOY IS HERE" then play the bat man song only with emo boy instead
of batman


11 WAYS TO ANNOY NARUTO:
1. Steal his ramen.
2. Steal his ramen and money.
3. Steal his ramen, money and all of his coupons.
4. Train a rabid squirrel to attack him and let it lose when no one is looking, and
while people come as he screams take it away before people see it and keep on doing
it so people think he's insane.
5. Handcuff him to Sasuke.
6. Repeatedly tell him how much better Sasuke is comparing to him (you can also use
Kiba to annoy him)
7. Ask him to try on some girl clothes for you and hold his froggy ransom, then take
pictures and send them to everyone.
8. Tape him being with the perverted hermit while he was watching girls and tell him
that he's a pervert.
9. Tell him that Hokage sucks.
10. Lock him in an indestructable cage and leave some ramen just out of his reach. 
11. Ask if Sasuke is a good kisser


10 WAYS TO ANNOY SAKURA:
1. Tell her that you are Sasuke's girlfriend.
2. Call her Billboard Brow.
3. Set her up on a date with Lee and say it's Sasuke.
4. Invite everyone over to your house, including Sasuke and Ino, then play 7 Minutes
Of Heaven. Put her the closet blindfolded and tell her that you'll get Sasuke. Get
Ino instead and say Sasuke is in there waiting and blindfold her, then shove her in.
Lock the door and laugh evily.
5. Tell her to close her eyes if she wants Sasuke to kiss her and get Naruto to kiss
her instead.
6. Chant/ sing 'Sakura's in love with Sasuke!' all day really loudly, following her
wherver she goes.
7. Superglue a 'I-Love-Lee' poster to her back and don't tell her.
8. Repeatedly ask if she likes Naruto, all day, even when he's near by.
9. Say that she's an ugly fag that's overly obsessed with Sasuke (I don't actually
think that, by the way)
10. Give a bunch of photos of Sasuke and say it is to make up for everything else
and then tell everyone that she is a stalker. 


10 WAYS TO ANNOY LEE:
1. Tell him to wax his eyebrows.
2. Set him up with a session at the beauty parlour to get his eyebrows waxed.
3. Shave his eyebrows in the middle of the night.
4. Tell him that Gai-sensai is stoopid.
5. Shoot spitballs at Gaara, and when Gaara turns around, hand the straw to Lee.
6. When you take Gaara's gourd, give it to Lee, and force him to take the beating.
7. Sneak itching powder on his jumpsuit before a big match.
8. Tell Lee to get a 'fro', and when he does, start calling him Disco Dan.
9. Ask him to show you dance moves and tape it, then show everybody the tape.
10. Ask why he wears eye make-up (look at those eyelashes!) 


10 WAYS TO ANNOY CHOUJI:
1. Tell him that he is fat.
2. Put him on a diet.
3. When he is just about to eat some BBQ, tell him to look the other way and replace
all of it with tofu.
4. Invite him to a restaurant and tell him that you'll pay for everything and
disappear before you get the chck.
5. Tell him no more snacks.
6. Spread a rumour that the snack factory is going out of business.
7. Set him up for a match against Gaara.
8. Lock him in a cage and eat chocolate cake in front of him.
9. Tell him that Ino is really mad and coming your way and to go hide in a closet,
then stuff him in with Gaara in a bad mood.
10. Talk about how fat he is with everyone, then when he comes in yell "HEY
FATTY!!!" 

How to annoy Kakashi:
1. Steal his book.
2. Kill the author.
3. Burn his book.
4. Continuesly challenge him to pointless fights.
5. Force him to dress up like Gai. 

How to annoy Gai:
1. Steal his eyebrows.
2. Wax his eyebrows.
3. Call Lee or any of his students stupid.
4. Challenge him to do something really stupid, and the loser has to pay for an
unlimited shopping spree.
5.Tell him how stupid the jumpsuit looks. 

How to annoy Tsunade:
1. Call her 'Old Maid'.
2. Teal Tonton.
3. Get her to play strip poker.
4. Steal her briefcase.
5. Tell all the people that she owes debts to where she is. 

How to annoy Jaraiya (perverted hermit):
1. Call him perverted hermit in public.
2.When he's busy peeping at the hot springs, call out to him real loudly.
3. Tell him about a great place to see nearly naked women, and when he goes there,
it's a bunch of female sumo wrestlers.
4. Invite everyone to a huge bikini bash except for him.
5. Give him dating tips that are all wrong. 

How to annoy Neji:
1. call him blind.
2. call him a girl.
3. Tell him he has the starring a movie and when he goes to star in it, then finds
out he's the damsel in distress.
4. Tell him to try Byaukugan on a building (girl's change room) and then tell the
girls inside that ther's a molestor starrin at them from outside.
5. Set him up for a blind date with Naruto. 

How to annoy Shino:
1. Spray him with bug spray.
2. Squish his bugs.
3. Give him a flea coller.
4. Instead of giving him sunscreen, give him bug lotion.
5. Steal his sunglasses, and shine a flash a flashlight in his eyes. 

How to annoy Temari:
1. Steal the weasel.
2. Take her fan.
3. Insult Gaara.
4. Set her up on a date with Jaraiya.
5. Be sexist towards girls. 

How to annoy Kankuro:
1. Steal his puppets.
2. Book him to do puppet show in the village.
3. Let everyone know that he is a pervert.
4. Set him up on a date with a really ugly girl.
5. Do the same things to him as Jaraiya basically. 

How to annoy Orochimaru:
1. Kill his snakes.
2. Tell him he's gay.
3. When Orochimaru tries to destroy the village go around yelling "OMG! It's Michael
Jackson!".(im so doing that!lol)
4. Reveal his location to all the villages.
5. Order 10 anchovie and onion pizzas to Orochimaru's house and make him pay the
bill.
6. Ask him if he's ever kissed a man, and what he REALLY has Kabuto for (oh, prepare
to run, especially if he understands it...)

How to Annoy Itachi:
1. Ask him what he wears under that cloak.
2. Pull his hair.
3. Give him some shark sushi as a gift and watch him eat it in front of Kisame.
4. Offer baby photos of him across the internet and 'accidentally' e-mail him the
offer.
5. Tell embarrassing childhood stories about him to the other Akatsuki members.

Now onto the 'fishy' member of the group, Kisame!

How to Annoy Kisame:
1. Make a trap with Shark Chow in it and try to capture him.
2. When you meet him, try and catch him with a fishing rod.
3. Ask him how he got that strange skin colour and if it's a skin condition.
4. Eat shark sushi in front of him.
5. Steal his sword while wearing heavy-duty gloves.

Next up, the cannibalistic plant guy, Zetsu!

How to Annoy Zetsu:
1. Spray him with weedkiller.
2. Beat him with a stick.
3. Ask if he'd like some plant food.
4. Give him a pot and tell him that it's his bed.
5. Ask which one of his split personalities is better.

Now we shall go to the manlady Deidara! >:D

How to Annoy Deidara:
1. Ask if he's a girl or a guy.
2. When he enters the boy's bathroom tell him that he should be going in the girl's
bathroom.
3. Ask if he 'feels like a woman' (Shania Twain!! lol)
4. Tell him that you have the perfect song for him and play 'I Feel Like a Woman'
out where everyone is.
5. Start randomly laughing evilly (it'll drive him insane!)

How to Annoy Kabuto:
1. Break his glasses.
2. Tell him that he is a horrible medical ninja and a traitor.
3. Ask if he has STD's from all the medical stuff he does.
4. Ask him if he is so smart, why does he work for Orochimaru.
5. Tell him that he is a loser for basically being a puppet at one point.

and the one way to annoy them all:
tell them you got this from me! xD
bwa hahahaha!
I must do all.......and I will!>:D

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