No one reads this, what am I talking about?

The Cyber handbook for True Cyberers:

1. Never reveal your sessions.

I do this out of courtesy to my partner. Some people like to hide
the fact that they cyber, and some don't. Some people like to hide
the fact that they're cheating on their "online" boy/girl friend, I
don't really care. Though this is a good thing to stick by, because
in either case no one needs to know and I'm sure no one cares to
know.

2. Never discriminate on appearances.

Any true cyber person knows that real appearances mean nothing
when it comes to cyber sex. It is a fantasy. It is not supposed to be
real. You are who you want to be, therefore you look how you want to
look. So to me, every girl I cyber with is beautiful.

3. Never get too close, ex. love.

This just causes problems. If you like to cyber, then you
shouldn't be trying to fall in love with your partner or start a
relationship. One, you won't stop cybering for that person. Two, even
if you do, trust is scarce. That, and it limits your choices.
Remember, this is for true cyber persons.

4. Relationship status is of no importance (internet).

Even if you're partner is dating someone online, if they want to
cyber then don't worry about it. They obviously know what they're
doing and don't care. If they don't care, then neither should
you.

5. Spelling and grammar is always important.

If you even want to begin to say that you know how to cyber, then
you must be up to par in your spelling and grammar. Otherwise, you're
just turning your partner off. Me for instance, if you can't spell
then don't bother me.

6. Each participant must participate.

If you want to call it cybering then everyone has to be involved.
You can't just expect one person to do everything while all you say
is "Yeah, keep going." That's just ridiculous. If you're that type of
"cyber person" warn me first so I can let you down easily.

7. Moaning isn't the only thing you can do.

Just what it says. Moaning isn't everything. Yes, people moan
while they have sex, but that is not all they do. There are movements
and there is speech. If you're just moaning, then you have no idea
what you're doing.

8. Description, description, description.

You have to be descriptive. At least somewhat. You need the other
person to know what you are doing, so that they can properly reply.
Otherwise everyone gets confused and you're giving him head while
he's fucking you in the ass.

9. Knowledge of the human body.

This just goes without saying. You need to know what things look
like, what they do, and where they go. You're either too young, or
just a plain amateur if you don't have this down.

10. No means no.

A true cyber person knows when to give up. We're not here to
convert people. If someone says no, then don't beg or plead them to
do it. Remember to be polite about it.