Whorebags.
I'm Jess.
I happen to be amazing.
Don't you wish you were me?
Yeah, I know you do.
I happen to love Gir.

Yes, I saw a squirrel.
Yes, It was going like that.
I love rock.

Not that kind of rock.

Mmm, better.
I'm 15.
No, I'm not some teenie bop overrated band lover.
No thanks, I never liked any of that crap.
I happen to be "emo".
I believe in no god or higher being.
I am very easy going and very casual; as well as serious.
Often called a Grammar Nazi because I correct you. Always.
This is my future car.

911 Turbo Porsche.
Yes, I know, you want one too.
It's mine.
Sorry.
Well, not really.
♥