I bet Im the only person who can give Love Advice at an expertece level.
I have had many clients and I am taking advie over the top!
All you have to do is write your problem on the comment if non-personal,
or write me a letter and ill put you on a diary page with your problem being Anon.

My service is free unless I get to many poblems and I will charge 1 kp per problem.
Not much huh?

Love is a harsh thing and it turns agenst you a lot.
Thats Why I am here to help!