JANUARY..............i slapped
FEBRUARY---------I KICKED
MARCH-------------I FUCKED
APRIL---------------I SLEPT WITH
MAY-----------------I KISSED
JUNE----------------I DREAMED ABOUT
JULY-----------------I DESTROYED
AUGUST------------ I RAPPED ABOUT
SEPTEMBER--------I LICKED
OCTOBER-----------I BITCH SLAPPED
NOVEMBER---------I RAPED
DECEMBER---------I KILLED


- DAY [NUMBER] YOU WERE BORN ON

1--------A LAWN GNOME
2--------A GOTH
3--------AN ASIAN PERSON
4--------YOU
5--------MY NEIGHBOR
6--------A HOBO
7------- A HOT DUDE
8--------THE MIRROR
9--------SPONGEBOB
10-------MY A RETARD
11-------1000 PEOPLE
12-------MY EX BOY/GIRLFRIEND
13-------A HOE
14--------A DIRTY MEXICAN
15-------DIDDY
16-------A NOODLE
17-------A MEXICAN
18-----MY BESTFRIEND
19-------HIM/HER
20-------A GANGSTER
21-------YOUR MOTHER
22------- A MOP
23-------A WHITE BOY
24-------A TREE
25-------A HOTTIE
26-------A FOOTBALL PLAYER
27-------DORA THAT EXPLORER
28-------MY HOMIES GF
29-------MY TRUE LOVE
30-------A SPOON
31-------MY UNCLE


- COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT

WHITE---------BECAUSE THAT BITCH STOLE MY TACO
BROWN----------BECUASE IM A POWER RANGER
PINK------------BECAUSE IM AN OH SO SEXXII BITCH.
YELLOW--------BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO.
BLACK------------BECAUSE IM BALLIN
BLUE----------BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT I DO(IM WEARIN DIS COLOR TOO)
PURPLE---------BECAUSE I WANTED TO
GRAY------------BECAUSE I KEEP IT GANGSTA
NO SHIRT OR IN A TOWL------BECAUSE IM A PORN STAR.
TIEDYE--------BECAUSE THAT’S HOW I ROLL.
RED-------------- BECAUSE I WAS HIGH.
MAROON--------BECAUSE I LOVE HIM/HER
GREEN--------- BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHATEVER I WANT.
STRIPED---------BECAUSE UR MOM SAID SO.
TURQUOISE-----BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK
TAN---------------BECAUSE HE WAS FINE
ORANGE----------BECAUSE I LOVE HIM, BUT HE CHEATED
BRA------------BECAUSE ITS ILLEGAL