Hey well my name is callum
im 16, but i still think im 13.
I live in england, a place called leicester.
when i see "new message" i get sexually excited, so thats only for
sexy sexy dirty comments!!!
I have a pet tortoise named norbert.
Im a hugomaniac, i cannot get enough hugs and sometimes
it gets me into trouble.
I hate drugs.
I hate people who take drugs.
I hate the average teenager, drunk every night hanging around street
I can spell boobs on my calculater
I ONLY eat whole nut chocolate from cadburys, or advent calender
I ONLY drink dr pepper, cola, or tea.
I'm home schooled, will be until im 19.
I have autism,its a learning disability which means im very slow on
the uptake, i'm extremly stupid, but i know a little bit about
I use long words whenever possible to make me sound smart (i know alot
My memory fails me, like seriously....i forget everything.
I hate the pathetic emo trend thats going around, if you want to die,
comite suicide, and dont moan to us about it
I hate labels.
I forget to reply to comments, everytime...
the cartoons - witch doctor
I LOVE to make an idiot of myself, becuase im a natural idiot, dancing
in mirrors, looking at my own ass ect.
And i cant sing! but i love singing, and i sing alot, but seriously,
my singing is painful XD
things to do while you wait for my reply:
1) Do a little dance while shouting humorous quotes from movies.
2) Go play in some grass and befriend a beetle named Paulo.
3) Draw a picture of Paulo and his cousins who are visiting for the
4) Sit in silence and reflect upon your past and consider your future.
4)Come up with some more productive ways to spend your time.