Hey my names Sam.Im reall ynice and I love "stuff"
Im single so if you want a bf tell me
Im punk/emo.
If you know more tell me.
















Im kind of dirt as in kinky dirty so tell me if you cyber


*roses are red
  Lemons are sour
  Open ur legs and give me an hour

*Kissing Is A Habit
  Fucking Is A Game
  Guys Get All The Pleasure
  Girls Get All The Pain
  The guy tells you that he loves you
  You believe its true
  But when your tummy starts to swell
  He says Hell with you
  10 Minutes Of Pleasure
  9 Months Of Pain
  3 Days In The Hospital
  A Baby Without A Name
  The Baby Is A Bastard
  The Mother Is A Whore
  This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!

*Sex is like math
  You subtract the clothes
  Add the bed
  Divide the legs
  And Pray to god
  You dont multiply

*Roses are red
  Grass is green
  Open your legs
  And I'll fill you with cream

*Hickory dickory dock
  This bitch was suckin my cock
  The clock struck two
  I dumped my goo
  And dumped her to the end of the block

*Sex is good
  Sex is fine
  Doggy Style & 69
  Just for fun
  Or gettin paid
  Everyone likes gettin laid

*Sex is evil
  Sex is a sin
  Sins are forgiven
  So stick it in!!!

*roses are nice
  violets are fine.
  ill be the six
  if you be the nine.

*eat me
  beat me
  bite me
  blow me
  fuck me
  suck me
  very slowly
  if you like it
  dont be sassy
  use your tongue
  and make it nasty!!