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Last login: 7 October 2009
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Member since: 15 April 2009
Why hello there. (:
If you must know,my name is Cleotus Shwarm IV.
I am 248 years old.I wish I could put that in for my age,but the dates
only go back to 1940.
How inconsiderate of Kupika,huh?I mean,it makes me feel so old.
I live in Eastern Timbuktu.I moved there from Mars when I was only 63
and a half.
My hobbies consist of walking my pet lion,sleeping on random people's
backporches,and swimming in the Atlantic Ocean.I also enjoy long walks
on the beach.
Speaking of long walks on the beach,I am currently single.Well,I've
been single for the past 230 years,but let's not go into detail with
What do I look like?Well,I'm told I'm a real ladies man.
Everybody tells me that I have nice hair.I have to agree.I'm bringing
combovers(and sexy) back.Please ignore the age spots.
I have a very different style."Emo" is not really in anymore.Nah.I
rock the rainbow suspenders and loafers.Definetly.And I rock it WELL.
I like various types of music,but my favourite genre is definetly
folk.I know how to play banjo,and I'm in my own band(by myself).It's
called "Barnyard Bluez".Yeah,the z really makes a difference.
My skills....I was in karate for 59 years,but then my back began to
hurt,so I began to slow down a little.I'm also ridiculously kickass at
I do not smoke nor drink.Both are very bad habits,and I want to live
until I'm 300,so no thank you.
That is all.Goodbye.


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1 Jul 09
I haven't been on for so long.
I felt like a piece of me was missing.

No need to...
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Q&A Section   
xBianca_roeX 21 Apr 09  
NO! YOU'RE LYING!!!! DON'T MAKE MEEEE...um do...something crazy..or sumthin...
B0BSA63T 21 Apr 09  
I do not lie,my friend.
And do whatever you want.I'm 248 years old.Nothing can hurt me. >:D
xBianca_roeX 20 Apr 09  
ftw??? seriously...WHO ARE YOU?!?! XD
B0BSA63T 20 Apr 09  
I'm your father.
Just kidding.
I am Cleotus Shwarm IV.
MADHOUSE 19 Apr 09  
what a saget.
B0BSA63T 19 Apr 09  
Stop hurting my feelings.
‹Your-Brand-Of-Heroin› 17 Apr 09  
you're welcome  so whats up?
B0BSA63T 18 Apr 09  
I'm actually just sitting down in my rocking chair.
I think I might knit a sweater for myself.
‹Your-Brand-Of-Heroin› 17 Apr 09  
why yes. yes it is   ^_^
B0BSA63T 17 Apr 09  
Thank you. (:
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