Why hello there. (:
If you must know,my name is Cleotus Shwarm IV.
I am 248 years old.I wish I could put that in for my age,but the dates
only go back to 1940.
How inconsiderate of Kupika,huh?I mean,it makes me feel so old.
I live in Eastern Timbuktu.I moved there from Mars when I was only 63
and a half.
My hobbies consist of walking my pet lion,sleeping on random people's
backporches,and swimming in the Atlantic Ocean.I also enjoy long walks
on the beach.
Speaking of long walks on the beach,I am currently single.Well,I've
been single for the past 230 years,but let's not go into detail with
What do I look like?Well,I'm told I'm a real ladies man.
Everybody tells me that I have nice hair.I have to agree.I'm bringing
combovers(and sexy) back.Please ignore the age spots.
I have a very different style."Emo" is not really in anymore.Nah.I
rock the rainbow suspenders and loafers.Definetly.And I rock it WELL.
I like various types of music,but my favourite genre is definetly
folk.I know how to play banjo,and I'm in my own band(by myself).It's
called "Barnyard Bluez".Yeah,the z really makes a difference.
My skills....I was in karate for 59 years,but then my back began to
hurt,so I began to slow down a little.I'm also ridiculously kickass at
I do not smoke nor drink.Both are very bad habits,and I want to live
until I'm 300,so no thank you.
That is all.Goodbye.