I'm going to rock your world in quite a gentle way. For instance,
offering you cake instead of drugs.
♥ ~ Me ~ ♥
Good evening, all. I'm an ordinary person who is surprisingly
extraordinary. Yes, I make perfect sense to myself but probably not to
you. I like making up words that nobody else has ever heard before. I
occasionally speak of myself in the third person, but don't let that
put you off. when you get past the slightly crazy hard sugar outer
shell I'm really quite warm and gooey. Like . . . Eeerh, you can think
up your own metaphors. Like a Cadbury Creme egg. As you can see, I'm
also one of those people who say something then contradict it straight
away. As I type this I have a cola flavoured lollipop in my mouth. I
happen to be extremely lazy. I'm a flanimal, dude. Possibly an adult
Mernimbler, as I also enjoy eating everything I see. I do however hope
that I do not die from chronic indigestion, as the Adult Mernimbler
does. When I write my autobiography it will have nothing to do with my
name. It will be called, to sell more units, "Harry Potter and the
Twilight Sudoku Code". My jokes make no sense but you should laugh
anyway, because I'm just that awesome. I love making people laugh. I'm
an odd sort of person who likes sparkly things, spoons and stand up
comedy. Accept the fact that I'm just that sort of person. Mind the
♥ ~ Music ~ ♥
Xandria ~ When I was still a gargantuan Nightwish fan, somebody
mentioned Xandria's sound as being similar to theirs. Guess what? They
were similar, but Xandria was far more awesome. Yeah. Now I like a
band even less people have heard of. Go me.
Tarja Turunen ~ I don't listen to many singers, but Tarja is
awesomeness personified. I love her music, and wish I had even a
fraction of her voice. <3
Betty Curse ~ Yeah, I'm one of those people who don't really like any
bands any normal person has heard of. Aren't I just that awesome?
Other Bands ~ The Birthday Massacre, Gorillaz, Ghost Of The Robot,
McFly, The Hoosiers, Plain White Ts.
♥ ~ Television ~ ♥
Doctor Who ~ After all, it's better just to give in and fangirl, isn't
it? I'm a Classic Who fan, yeah. We don't get enough representation!
Sylvester McCoy is MY Doctor.
Torchwood ~ John Barrowman is awesome.
Merlin ~ Dude, I was a Buffy fan. Accept that I stalk former stars and
get on with it.
Top Gear ~ I'm fantastic like this.
Other Programmes ~ Dead Like Me, Pushing Daisies, The Mighty Boosh,
Mock The Week, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Have I Got News For You,
Little Britain, 8 Out Of 10 Cats, Russell Brand's Ponderland,
Beautiful People, QI.
~ ♥ Idols ♥ ~
Jo Brand - Serious RESPECT to this woman, dude. Jo Brand is one of the
most awesome female comedians in the world. She is my rolemodel for
life. She's utterly fantastic. If you've never seen any of her comedy
stuff, do it now. I have live puppies to boil if you don't follow my
Stephen Fry - Dude, Stephen Fry is awesome. He's also one of the
funniest people on British television EVER.
Simon Amstell - People, this is the only guy in the world who can be
as rude as you please and still adorable whilst doing it.
Honorable Mention - Russell Brand, Alan Davies, Bill Bailey, Ricky
Gervais, Phil Jupitus, Noel Fielding, Sue Townsend, Anne Rice, Paul
Foot, Johnny Vegas.
~ ♥ Personality ♥ ~
I actually have one. Be prepared to gasp. I'm either an extremely
pessimistic person (The glass is not only half empty, it is teeming
with evil germs and has a dirty rin) or an extremely optimistic person
(Just happy there's a glass). It all depends on my mood and what my
outlook is about. I'm usually on a sugar rush, so I yell a lot and act
crazy. I'm an overly exuberant, theatrical person when I'm around
friends (Think Russell Brand with a touch of pantomime acting and
you'll get the tip of the iceberg) but otherwise I'm that dumpy kid in
the corner with their sketchbook propped up on their knee, humming
along to some showtune you've never even heard of.
I'm an extremely cool dork.