Sinnoh has a Geodude problem... (created/wrote by Brock)
Ever went to the Sinnoh region?
Ever take a step and every time it's a @*&$@&^ GEODUDE!?
They're everywhere! I was seriously scared that I would get one while fishing, XD.
But yeah, Sinnoh seriously has a bad rock infestation...
"Something hiding in the bushes at 5:00..." I said.
The bushes were moving, and a very familiar shape arose.
"Go, Azumaril!" I shouted. "Use water-gun at the pokemon!"
Azumaril arose and said, "Azumaril! (Yes sir!)"
Azumaril used water-gun, and do you know what the pokemon was?
A GEODUDE!
"I already have one." I said.
I was very disappointed.
"Azu azu! (Over there!)" shouted Azumaril.
The tree top was moving, and do you know what fell from the tree?
A GEODUDE!
"@*&$@&^ GEODUDES!" I shouted.
"AZU AZUMARIL! (@%$# THE GEODUDES!)" shouted Azumaril.
"Im going fishing." I said.
I got my fishing-pole and sat down at the edge of the dock.
I had already caught something by the time I cast my line.
I reeled in, and do you know what I caught?
A "@*&$@&^ GEODUDE WEARING A SNORKEL!
"I now offically HATE the Geodudes." I said.
"Azu azu. (Me too.)" said Azumaril.
"Lets go back to Jhoto, where they have more varities of Pokemon." I told Azumaril.
I called him back and put the pokeball on my belt.
I then heard familliar voices surrounding me.
Some pokemon came out to greet me, and do you know who they were?
THE SAME "@*&$@&^ GEODUDES I HAVE SEEN BEFORE!
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