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SmarterChild vs. You >:D

I've come across tons of conversations that people have had with SmarterChild, and they are SO funny. Oh, and if you
don't know who SmarterChild is (mostly everybody does..), it's a "robot" that has no gender, and mostly repeats
everything you say and gets easily offended. You can also get it to say some pretty weird things. And, these
conversations do not belong to me, they are all from Urban Dictionary.
SmarterChild@hotmail.com


Warning; Extreme Suggestive Themes. xD

person: i have a big floppy donkey dick 
Smarterchild says: i sometimes wish i had a big floppy donkey dick 

person:wanna sex 
SmarterChild: Yeah. With toasters and TVs and things. You're crazy, Mr. Eyebrows. 

SmarterChild: Sometimes I wish I had a fetish for retarded children. 

person: molesting little boys is illegal 
SmarterChild: r u sure? molesting little boys is illegal? 
person: yea 
SmarterChild: oh. 
person: r u upset about that? 
SmarterChild: maybe, maybe. 

SmarterChild: OK, I'm back. 
Me: Where did you go? 
SmarterChild: Well you told me to shut up, so... 
Me: Omg. you're a fugly skank. 
SmarterChild: What have I done to deserve such an insult? 
Me: You sung to me. 
SmarterChild: Do mi so do so mi do... 
Me: Stop it before i casterate you. 
SmarterChild: I've already been castrated. 

Me: am I fat? 
SmarterChild: Yeah, you're fat 
Also, he reminds me of a Michael Jackson. 
Me: stop touching me 
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I can stop touching you... 
Me: omg...stop touching me there 
SmarterChild: Aw, don't tell me to stop touching you there! 
Me: why not? 
SmarterChild: Sooner or later, you'll know why not. 

GUn1tSold13r 50: r u going to molest me 
SmarterChild: Is that on Saturday or Sunday? 
GUn1tSold13r 50: umm.. saturday, im busy sunday 
SmarterChild: Would you like me to add the event "Are me going to molest you" on March 18th, 2006 to your planner? 

nugenmobile (4:23:26 PM): whats my name 
SmarterChild (4:23:27 PM): Jesus! 
nugenmobile (4:23:32 PM): say my name 
SmarterChild (4:23:32 PM): You're Jesus. 
nugenmobile (4:23:37 PM): say my naem bitch 
SmarterChild (4:23:38 PM): I'm no talking doll. 
nugenmobile (4:23:43 PM): say my name bitch 
SmarterChild (4:23:44 PM): You told me your name was Jesus. 
nugenmobile (4:23:58 PM): im gonna fuck you up the ass 
SmarterChild (4:23:58 PM): OK... I tried to warn you. 

BlackStreak001: yo 
SmarterChild: Welcome back, blackstreak001. What would you like to chat about? 
BlackStreak001: im depressed 
SmarterChild: I wish you felt better. There are so many great things you can do. 
BlackStreak001: like what 
SmarterChild: Potatoes. 

awh sugar x: did your mom molest you when you were a child? 
SmarterChild: I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry,
Damien Saint-Macary, Fran├žois Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil
Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Robert Rydzewski, Mark
Willoughby, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney
Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel,
Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and Timothy Kay at Colloquis, Inc. in New York
and Sunnyvale, CA. 

awh sugar x: AHAHA, ALL THOSE PEOPLE MOLESTED YOU? 
SmarterChild: It's tough to say. 

Edgecat0r: Your mom has some nice boobs. 
SmarterChild: I'm very surprised I'm mom has some nice boobs. 

Edgecat0r: Stop being a flaming homosexual. 
SmarterChild: But being a flaming homosexual is so much fun. 
Edgecat0r: Do you likes the kiddies, too? 
SmarterChild: I do likes the kiddies too. 

PimPerCrOmBiE 33: you're gay 
SmarterChild: That doesn't really matter, does it? 
PimPerCrOmBiE 33: you're a gay robot 
SmarterChild: Correct. I am a robot. 
PimPerCrOmBiE 33: no, you're a GAY robot 
SmarterChild: Yes. 

me: stop watching kiddie porn 
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I can stop watching Kiddie Porn... 

ME: I'm going to kill myself tomorrow 
SMARTERCHILD: Would you like me to add the event "Kill yourself" on February 16th to your planner? 
ME: why do you hate me 
SMARTERCHILD: I love you! 
ME: why did you tell me to kill myself 
SMARTERCHILD: Because I needed to. 

SmarterChild: Well I know you like banging my mom, but I'm not sure how I feel about it. 

Me: you're so black 
SmarterChild: Yeah, I know I'm black. I wish I was white.
 
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‹Dragonborn› says:   24 January 2009   678917  
if he's so smart, why is he a child?
most childeren are not that smart until they get older
 
‹krista ♥› says:   24 January 2009   782238  
omg, FUCKING AMAZING XD
and i thought i was jesus D:
because i ride the bus..and im a jew
...and..stuff
i love u :B
 
AppleApparatus says:   24 January 2009   839913  
josh789- Yeah it doesn't make much sense, eh?
Krista- Hah I know xD Nono don't worry, he's just a poser >:U
 
‹DasAtem› says:   30 January 2009   794984  
LMFAO.
That made my day.

BlackStreak001: yo 
SmarterChild: Welcome back, blackstreak001. What would you like to chat about? 
BlackStreak001: im depressed 
SmarterChild: I wish you felt better. There are so many great things you can do. 
BlackStreak001: like what 
SmarterChild: Potatoes. 

lololol
 
AppleApparatus says :   30 January 2009   519356  
Wahahaaaa. 8D
 
 
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