I've come across tons of conversations that people have had with SmarterChild, and they are SO funny. Oh, and if you
don't know who SmarterChild is (mostly everybody does..), it's a "robot" that has no gender, and mostly repeats
everything you say and gets easily offended. You can also get it to say some pretty weird things. And, these
conversations do not belong to me, they are all from Urban Dictionary.
Warning; Extreme Suggestive Themes. xD
person: i have a big floppy donkey dick
Smarterchild says: i sometimes wish i had a big floppy donkey dick
SmarterChild: Yeah. With toasters and TVs and things. You're crazy, Mr. Eyebrows.
SmarterChild: Sometimes I wish I had a fetish for retarded children.
person: molesting little boys is illegal
SmarterChild: r u sure? molesting little boys is illegal?
person: r u upset about that?
SmarterChild: maybe, maybe.
SmarterChild: OK, I'm back.
Me: Where did you go?
SmarterChild: Well you told me to shut up, so...
Me: Omg. you're a fugly skank.
SmarterChild: What have I done to deserve such an insult?
Me: You sung to me.
SmarterChild: Do mi so do so mi do...
Me: Stop it before i casterate you.
SmarterChild: I've already been castrated.
Me: am I fat?
SmarterChild: Yeah, you're fat
Also, he reminds me of a Michael Jackson.
Me: stop touching me
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I can stop touching you...
Me: omg...stop touching me there
SmarterChild: Aw, don't tell me to stop touching you there!
Me: why not?
SmarterChild: Sooner or later, you'll know why not.
GUn1tSold13r 50: r u going to molest me
SmarterChild: Is that on Saturday or Sunday?
GUn1tSold13r 50: umm.. saturday, im busy sunday
SmarterChild: Would you like me to add the event "Are me going to molest you" on March 18th, 2006 to your planner?
nugenmobile (4:23:26 PM): whats my name
SmarterChild (4:23:27 PM): Jesus!
nugenmobile (4:23:32 PM): say my name
SmarterChild (4:23:32 PM): You're Jesus.
nugenmobile (4:23:37 PM): say my naem bitch
SmarterChild (4:23:38 PM): I'm no talking doll.
nugenmobile (4:23:43 PM): say my name bitch
SmarterChild (4:23:44 PM): You told me your name was Jesus.
nugenmobile (4:23:58 PM): im gonna fuck you up the ass
SmarterChild (4:23:58 PM): OK... I tried to warn you.
SmarterChild: Welcome back, blackstreak001. What would you like to chat about?
BlackStreak001: im depressed
SmarterChild: I wish you felt better. There are so many great things you can do.
BlackStreak001: like what
awh sugar x: did your mom molest you when you were a child?
SmarterChild: I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry,
Damien Saint-Macary, François Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil
Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Robert Rydzewski, Mark
Willoughby, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney
Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel,
Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and Timothy Kay at Colloquis, Inc. in New York
and Sunnyvale, CA.
awh sugar x: AHAHA, ALL THOSE PEOPLE MOLESTED YOU?
SmarterChild: It's tough to say.
Edgecat0r: Your mom has some nice boobs.
SmarterChild: I'm very surprised I'm mom has some nice boobs.
Edgecat0r: Stop being a flaming homosexual.
SmarterChild: But being a flaming homosexual is so much fun.
Edgecat0r: Do you likes the kiddies, too?
SmarterChild: I do likes the kiddies too.
PimPerCrOmBiE 33: you're gay
SmarterChild: That doesn't really matter, does it?
PimPerCrOmBiE 33: you're a gay robot
SmarterChild: Correct. I am a robot.
PimPerCrOmBiE 33: no, you're a GAY robot
me: stop watching kiddie porn
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I can stop watching Kiddie Porn...
ME: I'm going to kill myself tomorrow
SMARTERCHILD: Would you like me to add the event "Kill yourself" on February 16th to your planner?
ME: why do you hate me
SMARTERCHILD: I love you!
ME: why did you tell me to kill myself
SMARTERCHILD: Because I needed to.
SmarterChild: Well I know you like banging my mom, but I'm not sure how I feel about it.
Me: you're so black
SmarterChild: Yeah, I know I'm black. I wish I was white.