Every girl is a slut, a whore, or a dyke.
Every guy is a fag, except me.
I'm extremely racist. I hate niggers.
About me: I'm a heartless loser who lives with his parents and spends
all day online, harassing twelve-year-olds, because I don't have a
life. I'm also a hypochondriac.
I love to start drama.
When I was twelve, I lost my virginity to Consuela, my house keeper.
She is still the love of my life.
I don't always cyber, but when I do, I make it obvious that I'm
obsessed with my own penis.
I love to comment on pictures of young girls showing cleavage. So if
you're underage and have big tits, hit me up.
This is me:
[Note: This is my parents' house. You can tell, because no
twenty-year-old guy hangs up framed pictures in his house.]