Solomon Grundy,Born On Monday...
Christened On Tuesday...
Married On Wednesday...
Took Ill On Thursday...
Worse On Friday...
Died On Saturday...
On Sunday,Solomon Grundy...
Was Buried In A Grave.
One night a guy & a girl were
driving home from the movies.
The boy sensed there was
something wrong because of the painful
silence they shared between them
that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over
because she wanted to talk. She told him that her
feelings had changed & that it was time to move on.
A silent tear slid down his cheek as he
slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note.
At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down
that very same street. He swerved
right into the drivers seat, killing the boy.
Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she
pulled it out & read it.
"Without your love, I would die." **
Girl: Do i ever cross ur mind
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or ur life
Boy: my life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I
would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.