The name's Alfred Fuckin' Jones, baby - and I represent the awesome
United States of America! I absolutely love heroes, justice and
freedom - I mean, is there anything better? I have a lot of hobbies,
like quick-draw (pow!), archaeology and going on adventures - oh, and
being a hero of course! I like playing all kinds of sport, especially
American football but I can always kick that old man England's
ass any day with any sport, and I like playing all kinds of games and
And unlike, England - I don't believe in fairies or all that fantasy
creature crap. If you're gonna believe in something, at least make it
aliens. I mean, they're real.
Really, they are.
Well, I dunno what else you wanna know so feel free to ask me
questions and crap!