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My name is Maddie, I'm 13 years old and I live in Western Australia.
If you can make me laugh, I swear that when I am rich and famous, I
will pay your mortgage, take you out to exclusive restaurants and so
My likes include reading, writing, karate, air conditioning, ferrets,
horror movies, yaoi, procrasinating, gullible people, computers, a
good sense of humour, people who read these things all the way to the
end, pyrokenesis, walking my pet goldfish, plotting world domination
and just about anything else that makes life under the tyranny of evil
just that little bit more bearable.
I dislike magazine ads, theme songs, horizontal scroll bars on web
pages, spam, pushy/illiterate people, Sailor Moon, maths, people who
don't swim when they're at the beach, multiplayer games and romantic
I don't really have a favourite type of music. For me, it's not so
much the genre as it is the song. My all time favourite band is We the
Kings. There's not a single song of theirs that I don't like.
I love to read, and it bothers me when people say stuff like, 'reading
is for nerds'. I am not a nerd. I don't wear glasses, have braces, or
sit in a dark room all day, hunched over my computer, discussing HTML
and CSS with my online buddies. Moving on, I will enjoy any book I
read, with the exception of a dictionary, a book of human anatomy or a
lengthy and tedious biography on some famous person. Twilight, much
like sandwiches and 'The Notebook', is horribly overrated.
If I could meet anyone at all, it would be my future self. We could go
out to dinner and discuss the answers to my next maths test.
I'm not as weird or mean as I sound, by the way. Just ask my friends.
In response to the flashing blue lettering beneath this box:
Yes, I can sing. I have brown hair. Love is love. No, I do not smoke.
I have 3 pets. I'm an extrovert. I don't wear glasses. I'll eat
anything except tofu. I'm good at languages. I am an aspiring author.
Depends on the person. Who cares? I have many skills. Yes, I'm single.
Who wants to know? Look up.