I am sooo sorry for you poor sods who decide it is worth their time
to read all of this nonsense. But, hey! Have fun learning a little
somethin' about this weirdo.
Well to start off, I certainly love wolves and books... Fantasy books
to be precise. A thing most other reclusive people may relate to is my
dislike for physical contact initiated by other people. I really like
coffee and hate being cold. I also really enjoy video games like
Skyrim... Let's see, what else is there to mention? I am nice to
strangers, but don't be surprised if I suddenly start teasing you and
being playfully mean. I tend to shy away from intrusive and ignorant
people. Small talk is also definitely NOT my forte. My best friend in
the real world described me as being a "Lovable Sarcastic Asshole" or
whatever that means... Probably means our friendship is based on
Just to please you mini stalkers, I'm gonna keep going. I have a
Pomeranian name Romeo (That is VERY quiet, despite what people say)
and I don't really appreciate any other dogs, though that is probably
because I am used to the personality of my little brat only. I like to
sing and I love bugs. I hate when people squish them... *Shudder*
Horrifying if you ask me.
I'm not really into sports or physical activity because I generally am
not in the mood. Doesn't mean I'm fat. It just means I don't like to
move around a lot. I like quiet places and apparently have a cursed
touch when it comes to electronics.
Favorite music? I dunno. It varies. Literally. One week I'm on a
Panic! at the Disco roll and the next I'm humming along to operas.
Pretty much all I can't listen to is almost anything that has been
released in the past year and a half. Most music (to me) plummeted in
quality during that time.
Favorite colors? Ummm... Blue? I really like neutral/mute colors like
blacks, greys, greens, browns... those types of colors. Blue is
definitly on the list though.
Favorite flower? Okay, this is just getting weird. Moving on!
One thing to note about me is that I will never, EVER talk about
religion or politics until I am very close with someone. It just
brings horrible arguments and annoying comments... And no one likes
that very much, do they?
Physical description? To keep it short and sweet: blonde, average
height, pretty pale (and sunburns like a lobster), and tries to dress
nicely but ultimately goes for whatever is comfy and warm. Pretty darn
thin if you ask me. Eyes with the color mixture of blue, green, and
grey. Kinda hard to picture but... Imagine me how you will, but don't
ask for pictures because I won't give them. (You people probably thing
I'm a stalker or something. I'm not... Or am I??? No, no. I'm kidding.
I'm NOT a stalker people. I just don't like my photo being circulated
For those of you readers that managed to bear through that whole
description, congrats. You may be as bored as I was when I typed
this... Oh! and one last thing:
I don't really want a relationship.
Yeah. You heard me. It's just not my thing. I'm to uncomfortable with
it, but I will be perfectly fine with listening to you "state your
intentions" or whatever. Just be prepared to be shunned if you get too
Now, after all of that, you probably had this cross your mind...
*clears throat (unsuccessfully) delicately*
"Why did this person make me read all of that just to say, 'I DON'T
WANT A RELATIONSHIP?!'"
Well, the answer is: You just don't understand. Well, that and I
haven't exactly found anyone I'm comfortable around yet.
I'm quite blunt when it comes to sexual advances. There will be no
tolerance for them, but there is always that one person that ignores
aaaalll they read here... *Glares evilly at the guy in the back of
Aaaannnyhoodle... I just want someone who can be a new friend. Trust
me. I just want friends for now. Perhaps a girl who is like me?
Someone who I can relate to and do stupid things with and not feel
weird about it. Heck, guys are cool too. They are super fun to hang
out with, in my opinion. Waaaay better than back-stabbing girls.
Just, not the lovey-dovey guys, yeah? Maybe later if you prove
yourself will I reconsider. But for now, just be prepared for the no,
hmm? Cause by the Gods, are you guys incessant. I think most other
girls can agree too.
Heh... I sound nuts and a bit like a jerk.
Oops. Sorry about that peeps. :3