"hm...looks like we have to sign a song that's in german. i don't know german sign language. does anyone here know
german sign language? ... okay, we're screwed."
michelle: it's like, raining or something...
me: really now? i thought those were giraffes.
amanda: oh my gosh, where'd it go?
me: where'd what go?
amanda: the ladybug! it was just here.
caitlin: oh here it is! it fell off the desk.
me: good going amanda you killed it.
amanda: i did not kill fred.
caitlin: wait, when did we decide on fred? it's name is martha.
me: well, the name isn't important right now. we have an urgent ladybug death problem on our hands.
amanda: i told you, it's not dead, it's just...in a coma.
caitlin: we are gathered here today to mourn the death of martha.
amanda: fred!
caitlin: ...ANYWAYS, as i was saying, martha had a very tragic death because amanda let her fall off the desk.
me: no, martha had a very unfortunate base jumping incident.
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"...and if she messes up, i'll just streak through the gym yelling I HAVE A CAT IN MY PANTS. that way everyone will
look at me, and not her messing up."
PAHAH. maya makes me laugh.
libby: i hate math. it should die.
mr. phillips: well, now. without math, society would fall apart, and our lives would be useless. if you are not
willing to apply yourself and learn math, then your life will be worth nothing. you might as well go kill yourself
now.
libby: but if i died, wouldn't you be sad?
mr. phillips: well, at first, i would be a little depressed, but then i would say to myself,"don't be sad. she
wasn't willing to apply herself in math. her death has made the world a better place." and then i would be fine.
libby: ... i hate you.
t w e n t y - o n e . ♥
"oh. my. gosh. i'm going to have a..." *starts twitching*
"michelle are you okay?"
"SPAZ ATTACK!" *runs around room wildly flailing arms*
"what the heck are you doing?!?"
"it's the-the TYLENOL. hahhahaha, i'm on triple strength t-t-tylenol!!!!!!"
*sitting at lunch studying for test.*
michelle: BAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
me: what is your problem?
michelle: oh never mind, i was just telling myself a joke.
me: did you see our performance?
krysta: yea
bailey: y'all performed already?
krysta: wait, did i say yea? i didn't mean that.
"omg i don't know the dance, it's oprah hard."
BEST FRIENDS FOR LIVER.
AJAZ.
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"so what are the people of judaism called again?" -amanda
caitlin: so is it a rash? or is her face really like that?
"blaaankeettttsss...BLAANNNNKEETTTSSSSS."
"don't roll your eyes at me."
chase: at least i'm not a man.
MERPLE.
freakin' *GASP* .. so?
donkeeyyyy.
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