Hi, I'm Halle. I'm not like your friends.
I have some friends, not a lot, not none. Most people aren't too fond
of me, and that's my own fault. But even among my friends there are
some terribly insensitive people out there. I hope you're careful. If
you're going to be my friend, I hope you go into the relationship
knowing that you'll always be second best to Kaylynn, Joe, and Jostyn.
My girl friend, my guy friend, and my gay friend. Don't take it
personally. The early bird gets the worm, after all. I bet the
not-so-early-but-not-the-last bird didn't take it to heart. Or maybe
he did. Depends how much he cared. Depends how much you care about me.