People who say 'things couldn't get any worse' have no imagination
My name's William
I used to be on here ages ago,
but I got involved with someone and
didn't wanna make things complicated.
Anyway, since then I've been run over saving their life,
and dumped by them.
Thanks for that one love.
So anyway, here I am back!
I'm always up for a laugh, so if you want to chat
I'm all ears. Or eyes. Whatever.
Being there for people's something I'm used to,
and I always respect people's feelings and privacy.
So, if you need a friend, or just want to chat,
I'm your guy.
Love you all
And I love you even more for finding my secret message!