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Short Summery
Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging
Her dad’s got the mentality of a Teletubby (only not so developed).
Her cat, Angus, is trying to eat the poodle next door. And her best
friend thinks she looks like an alien – just because she
accidentally shaved off her eyebrows. Ergghhhlack. Still, add a
little boy-stalking, teacher-baiting, and full-frontal snogging with
a Sex God, and Georgia’s year just might turn out to be the most
fabbitty fab fab ever!
Book 2 in the series
Short Summery
The irrepressible heroine has just started dating the Sex God (aka
Robbie). So life should be perfect – except in Georgia’s life,
nothing is ever perfect.
Readers will be laughing (and groaning!) out loud all through this
fabbity fab fab sequel!
Book 3 in the series
Short Summery
Georgia has finally landed Robbie the Sex God, but he’s never
around, and Georgia’s ex, Dave the Laugh, is starting to look quite
dreamy. Strangely, so does just about every other guy Georgia meets,
even the new French teacher.
In this third installment of her hilarious confessions, Georgia’s
“red bottomosity’ is out of control! Whatever will happen next?
Book 4 in the series
Short Summery
Dancing In My Nuddy Pants
George thought she had finally put her “red-bottomosity” to rest
when she chose Robbie the Sex God over Dave the Laugh, but now
she’s not so sure. Is she doomed to be a pop-star widow, or will
she take her own bottom firmly in hand? As always, in this fourth
book about Georgia’s angst-filled confessions, nothing ever turns
out as planned!
Book 5 in the series
Short Summery
Just when the Sex God becomes Georgia’s official boyfriend, he
decides to go off and snog sheep in Kiwi-a-gogo land, taking her
heart with him. Georgia decides to display extreme glaciosity to all
boys -- after all, a girl can only have her heart broken so many
times.
Until, ohmygiddygodstrousers, she meets Masimo, the new
Italian-American lead singer for the Stiff Dylans band. The Dreamboat
has landed -- again -- and Georgia is away laughing on a fast camel
(whatever that means)!
Book 6 in the series
Short Summery
Then He Ate My Boy Entrancers
In this sixth story about everyone’s favorite British teen, Georgia
can’t wait to visit Hamburger-a-gogo land (America of course) with
Jas in tow so she can finally track down Masimo, the Italian-American
dreamboat. But after a long week in America, Georgia only succeeds in
learning importantish things—like how to ride a bucking
bronco—before she’s dragged back to England by Mutti and Vati.
Will Georgia be able to reel in the Italian dreamboat, or is she
destined to live forever all aloney on her owney?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~SHE GOT THIS FROM THE LIBRARY TODAY (august 1) AND
IS READIN
IT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Book 7 in the series
Short Summery
Startled by His Furry Shorts
Georgia is in quite a predicament. Dave the Laugh has declared his
love for her (at least she thinks he was talking about her), leaving
her in a state of confusiosity. And then when she finally decides to
give Masimo an ultimatum -- to be her one and only -- he tells her he
needs to think about it.
To distract herself from her romantic woes, Georgia throws herself
into Mac-Useless play rehearsals and planning a Viking wedding, and
tries to avoid all thoughts of boy decoys, Italian-American
dreamboats . . . and let’s not forget guitar-plucking Sex Gods!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~THIS BOOK IS NEW AND IS NOT YET RELESED
BUT IM SURE SHE SOON WILL BE READIN IT WHEN IT
DOES!~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Book 8 in the series
Short Summery
Woe is Georgia! Georgia Nicolson thought life was hard when her only
worry was whether Masimo would choose her over Wet Lindsay. Now that
he has, life should be simple, right? Wrong! Suddenly, Robbie the Sex
God reappears, back from Kiwi-a-gogo land, and Dave the Laugh starts
acting strange.
With three possible boyfriends, a besty friend who only wants to
wander through nature with her boyfriend, and a hair dye-wearing
father who simply does not understand her, Georgia’s life is once
again turned upside down. She is in the cake shop of luuuurve, but
will she come out with three cakes—or none?
I SUGGEST U START READIN 1-8 NOWWW!!
SNEEK PEEK OF BOOK 8!!!
two minutes later
As I was looking up wondering how to make my arms grow, something bit
my ankle really viciously. Angus was on the ladder with me, looking at
me and playfully biting my legs. Ouch, bloody ouch.
I reached down to strangle him and I was just saying, “You bloody
furry freak, I’ll kill you when I get down from here” when I saw
Jas’s dad standing on the garden path with his paper, smoking his
unlit pipe. He was looking at me. Like I was Norma Normal.
I said, “Aah yes, I was just . . . thinking I’d see what your
garden looked like from up here. And yep, yep, it looks very, very
nice indeed. Full of stuff. Growing and so on.”
What am I talking about?
five minutes later
Jas’s dad is sensationally nice, or insane, it’s hard to tell. He
let Angus carry his newspaper into the house, and didn’t even seem
to mind when he ate it.
in jas’s bedroom
I managed to dig Jas out from underneath her owls. How many stuffed
owls can one person collect? A LOT is the answer in her case. What is
the matter with her? Also, she was vair vair grumpy when I woke her up
with a kiss. It was only on her cheek but you would think she had been
attacked by hordes of lesbians in cowboy outfits. Blimey. She looks
very odd in the mornings and her fringe was akimbo to the max. She
looked like a startled earwig in jimjams.
I said, “So, so? What happened?”
She looked at me and started early morning fiddling with her fringe.
Vair annoying. She said, “You just ran off like a fool.”
I said, “Yes, I know, I was there.”
“Yes, you say that, but you weren’t there, that is the whole
point. And everyone was going, ‘What’s Georgia doing, has she
gone mad?’ and so on.”
“Jas, if I get you a little cup of tea and a snacklet will you try
to be normal and tell me everything that happened? It is a matter of
life and death. YOUR life and YOUR
death.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
She seems to fallow up on important things and has a scale hmmmmm
it took me forever to get in that window of hers...and how do i no
her passward? well i found it written on a piece of coffee stained
paper...she may lyke coffee
FABBITY-FAB EXTRAS
The New and Improved Snogging Scale
.5 sticky eyes (Be careful using this. I’ve still got some complete
twit following me around like a seeing-eye dog.)
1 holding hands
2 arm around
3 goodnight kiss
4 kiss lasting over three minutes without a breath (What you need for
this is a sad mate who’s got a watch but no boyfriend.)
4.5 hand snogging (I really don’t want to go into this. Ask Jas.)
5 open mouth kissing
6 tongues
6.5 ear snogging
6.75 neck nuzzling
7 upper body fondling – outdoors
8 upper body fondling – indoors (in bed)
Virtual number 8 (When your upper body is not actually being fondled
in reality, but you know that it is in your snoggees head.)
9 below waist activity (or bwa) (Apparently this can include flashing
your pants. Don’t blame me. Ask Jules.)
10 the full monty (Jas and I were in the room when Dad was watching
the news and the newscaster said, “Tonight the Prime Minister has
reached Number 10.” And Jas and I had a laughing spaz to end all
laughing spazzes.)
The snot disco inferno
For this dance you will need a big blob of bubble gum hanging off
your nose like a huge bogey. It needs to dangle about so you can
swing it round and round in time to the music. Dance this to the tune
of Eastenders, or your favourite TV show theme tune. It goes…
Swing your snot to the left,
Swing to the right.
Full turn,
Shoulder shrug,
Nod to the front,
Dangle dangle,
Hands on shoulders,
Kick, kick to the right,
Dangle dangle,
Kick, kick to the left,
Dangle dangle,
Full snot around,
And shimmy to the ground.
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